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One liner Wednesday…

11 May

1linerwedsbadgewes.jpgWhilst I wait for a flash of inspiration to provide me with a new format for my weekly one liners, today I’m going to go with a direct quote, followed by a slightly altered advertising slogan to go with it (apologies if the second part makes no sense to non-British readers);

“Wait a minute, so if I take hairspray and I spray it in my apartment, which is all sealed, you’re telling me that affects the ozone layer?” “Yes.” I say, “No way, folks. No way!”

– Donald “the science guy” Trump, West Virginia, 05/05/16.

 

“The future is dim, the future is orange.”

 

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9 responses to “One liner Wednesday…

  1. L. P.

    May 11, 2016 at 12:16

    Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. Nice post Dale.

    Your pal, Leland.

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 11, 2016 at 12:29

      One chance out between two worlds, Fire, walk with me. Cheers Leland, see you back at the Lodge.

       
  2. LindaGHill

    May 11, 2016 at 12:49

    He’s all science. 🙄
    President Trump’s America, polluting the world one hairpiece at a time.

     
  3. John W. Howell

    May 11, 2016 at 18:53

    You are right, Dale. Made no sense.

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 11, 2016 at 20:24

      A mobile phone company called Orange; “The future’s bright, the future’s Orange.”

       
      • John W. Howell

        May 11, 2016 at 23:33

        So the phone company underwrites the future. Is there a warrantee with that?

         
      • dalecooper57

        May 12, 2016 at 07:43

        Hahaha, if there is, we should sue them.

         
      • John W. Howell

        May 12, 2016 at 12:58

        For big bucks.

         
  4. JerseyLil

    May 13, 2016 at 08:39

    LOL good one!

     

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