Some words in the alternative dictionary become considerably more innocent in translation than they are in their original form:
“Molestation” – A subway stop for woodland animals.
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ellenbest24
November 16, 2016 at 09:58
Now that is funny! At first as I read it I thought *sick* then I saw a flash of a picture A mole with top hat holding a briefcase while tapping his foot and peering at his watch. Well played!
dalecooper57
November 16, 2016 at 12:12
That’s lucky, I’m glad you were saved by the mental image. ;~}
ellenbest24
November 16, 2016 at 14:01
Who you calling mental *gasp* ‘the nerve, and he isn’t even following… only followers get to insult me’ *wink wink* 😁😂😃😄😅
dalecooper57
November 18, 2016 at 20:01
Ok, following now.
*rubs hands*
Let the insults begin!
ellenbest24
November 18, 2016 at 20:05
As long as you are *scary growly voice* reaadddyyyy. 😱😲
dalecooper57
November 18, 2016 at 20:44
Ma’am, *Ennio Morricone music* I was born ready.
ellenbest24
November 18, 2016 at 20:55
*gasp* how very dare you call me madam *wipes brow and leaves*
dalecooper57
November 18, 2016 at 21:03
Aha! Score one to me on the insults. Bwahahahaha!
ellenbest24
November 18, 2016 at 21:04
“I won’t be drawn into uncouth behaviour” *sniffs*
Dan Antion
November 16, 2016 at 11:45
That made me smile – thanks (again).
dalecooper57
November 16, 2016 at 12:11
Phew, that one was borderline, hahaha
LindaGHill
November 16, 2016 at 14:59
That’s just gropetastic! 😉
John W. Howell
November 16, 2016 at 17:36
Fun. I thought you were going to say a station with no moles.
dalecooper57
November 16, 2016 at 17:43
Haha, a mole-less station, nice.
John W. Howell
November 16, 2016 at 17:54
😀
joey
November 16, 2016 at 17:42
Hah!
willowdot21
November 16, 2016 at 21:17
Love this!!
shopgirlanonymous
November 17, 2016 at 02:29
Haha I had to read it like three times to get it. Cute!
Jane Dougherty
November 17, 2016 at 08:59
Good one 🙂