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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

16 Nov

Some words in the alternative dictionary become considerably more innocent in translation than they are in their original form:

“Molestation” – A subway stop for woodland animals.

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19 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. ellenbest24

    November 16, 2016 at 09:58

    Now that is funny! At first as I read it I thought *sick* then I saw a flash of a picture A mole with top hat holding a briefcase while tapping his foot and peering at his watch. Well played!

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 16, 2016 at 12:12

      That’s lucky, I’m glad you were saved by the mental image. ;~}

       
      • ellenbest24

        November 16, 2016 at 14:01

        Who you calling mental *gasp* ‘the nerve, and he isn’t even following… only followers get to insult me’ *wink wink* πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜…

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 18, 2016 at 20:01

        Ok, following now.
        *rubs hands*
        Let the insults begin!

         
      • ellenbest24

        November 18, 2016 at 20:05

        As long as you are *scary growly voice* reaadddyyyy. 😱😲

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 18, 2016 at 20:44

        Ma’am, *Ennio Morricone music* I was born ready.

         
      • ellenbest24

        November 18, 2016 at 20:55

        *gasp* how very dare you call me madam *wipes brow and leaves*

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 18, 2016 at 21:03

        Aha! Score one to me on the insults. Bwahahahaha!

         
      • ellenbest24

        November 18, 2016 at 21:04

        “I won’t be drawn into uncouth behaviour” *sniffs*

         
  2. Dan Antion

    November 16, 2016 at 11:45

    That made me smile – thanks (again).

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 16, 2016 at 12:11

      Phew, that one was borderline, hahaha

       
  3. LindaGHill

    November 16, 2016 at 14:59

    That’s just gropetastic! πŸ˜‰

     
  4. John W. Howell

    November 16, 2016 at 17:36

    Fun. I thought you were going to say a station with no moles.

     
  5. joey

    November 16, 2016 at 17:42

    Hah!

     
  6. willowdot21

    November 16, 2016 at 21:17

    Love this!!

     
  7. shopgirlanonymous

    November 17, 2016 at 02:29

    Haha I had to read it like three times to get it. Cute!

     
  8. Jane Dougherty

    November 17, 2016 at 08:59

    Good one πŸ™‚

     

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