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Reblog: George Michael was killed in US airstrike claims Russia Today

26 Dec

Some satire, to lighten the sad news of another talented performer’s passing. Goodbye, George, we’ll miss your honesty and integrity…

SOZ SATIRE

George Michael Last Christmas? Yep, pretty much, and it’s all thanks to the Yanks says Russia Today

Following the death of pop superstar, George Michael last night, Russian media outlet, Russia Today, have sensationally claimed that Michael was killed by a guided missile fired from an American F16 fighter jet whose pilot was under direct orders from President Barack Obama to neutralise the Last Christmas star.

In a bulletin hours after the star’s death had been announced by his publicist, a Russia Today newsreader made the astonishing claim: “George Michael was targeted by the United States Airforce, no question. He was killed by a heat-seeking missile, specially programmed to target his oven when he opened the door to get the turkey out.

“Our heroic President, Vladimir Putin, tried to intervene when he learned of the plan, but Obama wouldn’t listen, just as he won’t listen when Mr Putin begs him to stop…

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Posted by on December 26, 2016 in aardvark, Blogging, Humour, Music

 

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3 responses to “Reblog: George Michael was killed in US airstrike claims Russia Today

  1. Danny Soz

    December 27, 2016 at 08:20

    Thanks for the reblog mate. I hope you don’t come in for any hammer for it. I, on the other hand, live to be hammered by the punters. My record is over 20.000 detractors for a piece I wrote about The Battle of Waterloo for News Thump. No really!
    Merry Christmas

     
    • dalecooper57

      December 27, 2016 at 08:52

      My pleasure, dude. I have no concern about hammering, bring it on. You wrote for News Thump? Wow, kudos, I’d love to do that.

       
      • SoZ Satire

        December 28, 2016 at 05:15

        They run my rubbish quite often in actual fact. No wonder their readership is dropping off alarmingly 😀

         

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