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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

10 May

This alternative definition was rattling around in my head when I woke up this morning, I’m not sure why, so I’ve got to use it or it will become the linguistic equivalent of an earworm;

“Chronological” – Deductive reasoning of cackling old women.

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18 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Dan Antion

    May 10, 2017 at 12:18

    I may need some help with this one. I can work out a few things, but I fear I’m missing the obvious 😦

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 10, 2017 at 12:23

      I’m sorry, that’s the trouble with these brainworms, sometimes they’re rather cryptic once they escape the confines of my head.

      “Crone”- logical.

      No?
      Just me again, I’ll get my coat…

       
      • Dan Antion

        May 10, 2017 at 19:03

        Yes! – That works. Not where I was headed, but I like it. I even like the fact that you made me think and kinda stumped me.

         
      • dalecooper57

        May 10, 2017 at 19:07

        Glad to be of service. ;~}

         
  2. LindaGHill

    May 10, 2017 at 12:24

    Hehehehe! That made me cackle. πŸ˜€

     
  3. bikerchick57

    May 10, 2017 at 13:43

    I needed a bit of “time” and Google to figure that one out.

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 10, 2017 at 13:46

      Yeah, this is a bit of a divisive one, etymologically speaking, I can only apologise

       
  4. JoAnna

    May 10, 2017 at 16:10

    I’m going to think: wise old women. I wonder why cackling has a negative connotation. Maybe those old fairy tales. But it did make me chuckle. πŸ™‚ It’s very clever!

     
  5. John Holton

    May 10, 2017 at 18:36

    “Linguistic equivalent of an earworm”… oh, that’s good…

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 10, 2017 at 18:37

      Not if it’s your head it’s pinging around in. ;~}

       
  6. John W. Howell

    May 10, 2017 at 19:52

    Worked.

     
  7. Big D

    May 10, 2017 at 20:51

    I love it. Can i use it please/

     
  8. BarbCT

    May 11, 2017 at 00:38

    There you go insulting senior women and logic thinkers! Shame on you! πŸ™‚

     

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