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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

09 Aug

I know a lot of these alternative definitions require a certain amount of flexible thinking on your part, especially with some of the spellings, so you’ll have to forgive me for;

“Alkaline” – The queue at an off licence*.
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(* a liquor store)

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Posted by on August 9, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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12 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. willowdot21

    August 9, 2017 at 07:42

    Funny, spot on ! 🍷🤔😁

     
    • dalecooper57

      August 9, 2017 at 08:53

      I’m glad, that was a rush job, I got up late this morning

       
  2. bikerchick57

    August 9, 2017 at 11:41

    That’s a good one for getting up late. Very clever, Dale.

     
  3. Dan Antion

    August 9, 2017 at 12:16

    I had to look-up “off licence” to be sure I was getting it right from context, but I like this one 🙂

     
    • dalecooper57

      August 9, 2017 at 19:26

      I did add a key, since I knew that would puzzle Americans. ;~}

       
  4. Frank Hubeny

    August 9, 2017 at 13:51

    Since I never took chemistry, this definition will have to do. Nice one.

     
  5. LindaGHill

    August 9, 2017 at 16:06

    Hahaha! Thanks – I’m going to think of this next time I’m in the liquor store.

     
  6. John W. Howell

    August 9, 2017 at 19:30

    Terrific.

     
    • dalecooper57

      August 9, 2017 at 20:11

      Thanks. The quick ones work best, it seems

       
      • John W. Howell

        August 9, 2017 at 20:53

        Of course, we have no idea how long it takes you to do them.

         
      • dalecooper57

        August 10, 2017 at 07:09

        Never even think about it until I get up Wednesday morning and usually post them by about 7a.m.
        So, not long, but some are more of a last minute flash of inspiration than others.

         
      • John W. Howell

        August 10, 2017 at 13:36

        No question they are good.

         

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