I know a lot of these alternative definitions require a certain amount of flexible thinking on your part, especially with some of the spellings, so you’ll have to forgive me for;
“Alkaline” – The queue at an off licence*.
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(* a liquor store)
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willowdot21
August 9, 2017 at 07:42
Funny, spot on ! 🍷🤔😁
dalecooper57
August 9, 2017 at 08:53
I’m glad, that was a rush job, I got up late this morning
bikerchick57
August 9, 2017 at 11:41
That’s a good one for getting up late. Very clever, Dale.
Dan Antion
August 9, 2017 at 12:16
I had to look-up “off licence” to be sure I was getting it right from context, but I like this one 🙂
dalecooper57
August 9, 2017 at 19:26
I did add a key, since I knew that would puzzle Americans. ;~}
Frank Hubeny
August 9, 2017 at 13:51
Since I never took chemistry, this definition will have to do. Nice one.
LindaGHill
August 9, 2017 at 16:06
Hahaha! Thanks – I’m going to think of this next time I’m in the liquor store.
John W. Howell
August 9, 2017 at 19:30
Terrific.
dalecooper57
August 9, 2017 at 20:11
Thanks. The quick ones work best, it seems
John W. Howell
August 9, 2017 at 20:53
Of course, we have no idea how long it takes you to do them.
dalecooper57
August 10, 2017 at 07:09
Never even think about it until I get up Wednesday morning and usually post them by about 7a.m.
So, not long, but some are more of a last minute flash of inspiration than others.
John W. Howell
August 10, 2017 at 13:36
No question they are good.