One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

16 Aug

I know that these alternative definitions aren’t always that clever, but once I get one in my head, I have to use it, otherwise I can’t think of anything else. So I’m aware this is rather obvious, but;

“Handicap” – Convenient headgear.


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Posted by on August 16, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday


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7 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Frank Hubeny

    August 16, 2017 at 11:24

    That makes sense, and it is probably what the definition should be, once I forget the original definition.

  2. Dan Antion

    August 16, 2017 at 11:56

    HA! I love that one. I have a handicap, right next to the door, for when the dog has to go out while it’s raining. Thanks for the smile!

  3. willowdot21

    August 16, 2017 at 17:11

    Love this so much, best ever!!

    • dalecooper57

      August 16, 2017 at 17:39

      You’re kidding?
      I had to post this a few minutes late this morning because I got a frozen brain and couldn’t think of one at all. This was an early reject I had to go back and settle for when nothing better suggested itself.

      Just shows, you never can tell and should write everything down, no matter how bad you think it is. ;~}

      • willowdot21

        August 16, 2017 at 19:19

        So bad it is bloody good!? 💜💗🌹

  4. LindaGHill

    August 23, 2017 at 04:26

    Ha! Funny. 😀
    P.S. Your link didn’t work in my comments on 1LinerWeds, but I replaced “diaryofaninternetnobody” with “dalecooper57.wordpress” and I got here. So the rest of the URL is still intact.

    • dalecooper57

      August 23, 2017 at 06:49

      That should be the last one, all the rest of my posts should work fine


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