I know that these alternative definitions aren’t always that clever, but once I get one in my head, I have to use it, otherwise I can’t think of anything else. So I’m aware this is rather obvious, but;
“Handicap” – Convenient headgear.
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I know a lot of these alternative definitions require a certain amount of flexible thinking on your part, especially with some of the spellings, so you’ll have to forgive me for;
“Alkaline” – The queue at an off licence*.
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(* a liquor store)
Today’s alternative definition is one for those of you who like to give others the benefit of your online opinion;
“Discrete” – To leave a bad Trip Advisor review on a Greek island.
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For today’s alternative definition, we turn to the world of fashion (or not, as the case may be);
“Divest” – One of those psychedelic hippy waistcoats.
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Some alternative definitions have dropped out of common usage, some through lack of topical relevance and some, like this one, due to changes in social attitudes;
“Massachusetts” – The dentures of a plantation owner.
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Today’s entry in the Alternative Dictionary actually made me laugh out loud, (so, given my record, I don’t expect anyone will find it even slightly amusing) but see what you think;
“Molasses” – Appreciated by lecherous gangsters.
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I’ve given up trying to judge whether these alternative definitions are going to be successful in the real world, or only in my head, so I’ll just leave this here and see what happens;
“Platitude” – The demeanor of a waiter.
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