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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition should resonate with the younger generation and their trendy youth-speak;

“Radish” – Fairly hip.

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Posted by on June 14, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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The Woolhouse opens to the public…

You will have read a lot of stuff on here over the last few weeks, about my long obsession with David Lynch’s Twin Peaks and my more recent involvement with the happy, friendly and hilariously bonkers group, The Woolhouse Boys on Facebook.

Well it’s finally time for us to come out of the warm, woolly shadows and step, blinking, into the light of day, because The Woolhouse is now officially open to all. Well, all of you who already inhabit the world of Facebook, anyway.

That’s right, you can now join the formerly exclusive club of John Justice Wheeler knitwear enthusiasts and merry woolen pranksters, allowing you access to the entire woolly wonderland. 

Not only can you enter the main Woolhouse Boys group, but you can also take advantage of the Woolhouse Boys Secrets page, where you will find inside information on the show itself, educated theorizing on plot and character development and all manner of unseen and behind the scenes gems, gathered by our well-connected founding members, not to mention a lot of good company and an eclectic selection of amazing artistic talent.

But it doesn’t end there, because there is now a new addition to our fast-expanding corner of the wooled wide web, the Woolhouse Boys Contests page, where you will be able to take part in fun competitions, with a chance to win Twin Peaks related prizes and Woolhouse Boys goodies.

So come and join in the fun and see what you’ve been missing, use the links below to enter our world, there will be a warm and woolly welcome waiting for you and many yarns to be spun.

***THE WOOLHOUSE BOYS***

***WOOLHOUSE BOYS SECRETS***

***WOOLHOUSE BOYS CONTESTS***

I’ll see you in the trees.

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

I think today’s alternative definition is fairly self-explanatory;

“Aspirant” – An ambitious insect.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…


We’re very nearly back to normal again now, after the organised chaos of moving house, leaving my mind free to wander, randomly generating another alternative definition for you;
“Concentric” – A devious way to gain permission for something.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition (accompanied by Dan Antion‘s snazzy new badge) is in the form of a recalculated SI unit;

“Wattage” – Precisely calibrated level of incredulity.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

This alternative definition occurred to me at the same time as last week’s, so it’ll be interesting to see if this offering is less of a stretch, for those of you who couldn’t get your head round that one.

“Priory” – Similar to before.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

This alternative definition was rattling around in my head when I woke up this morning, I’m not sure why, so I’ve got to use it or it will become the linguistic equivalent of an earworm;

“Chronological” – Deductive reasoning of cackling old women.

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Posted by on May 10, 2017 in Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Today’s alternative definition might cause a few double takes, I know it almost made me spit my coffee out when it floated into my mind this morning;

“Bestiality” – Very good friends, with benefits.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Sometimes an alternative definition pops into my head and won’t leave me alone until I write it down, so if this one doesn’t tickle your funny bones, blame my subconscious.

“Tinted” – A robotic stuffed bear.

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Posted by on April 26, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

Some alternative definitions are a sign of the times and help us cope with today’s oversensitive society;

“Tangent” – The latest pc term for a man of colour.

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Posted by on April 19, 2017 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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