In a week’s time it’ll all be over.
We’ll be sitting around, belching turkey fumes and listening to the kids break their new toys, whilst they argue over the last bag of chocolate coins on the tree.
Someone will suggest going for “a nice bracing walk” and be roundly abused for their trouble.
And Father Christmas will hang up his sack for another year.
But before all that there are six more days of festive toonery to enjoy, courtesy of blog artist extraordinaire, the marvellous Ho.
So this morning, as the embarrassing events of a thousand office parties sidle into countless throbbing heads and tap ashamed and cringing memory banks on the shoulder, wishing to talk about that ill-advised karaoke version of Fairytale of New York you did with the boss last night, here’s a speeding Santa Claus to brighten the penultimate Saturday of 2015.