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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…
“Everything in everything and place place for its a.”
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“Never apologise, never explain, it’s a sign of weakness…damn, I explained that didn’t I, sorry.”
– John Wayne, She Wore A Yellow Ribbon, 1949.
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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…
“If a picture paints a thousand words, why can’t I get a bible by Dr Seuss?”
– If, Bread, 1969.
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One liner Wednesday: First drafts (punctuation is important)…
“A penis, certainly an excellent instrument to fix a man’s attention and to inflame his ambition.”
John Adams, 1735 – 1826.
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“Give me a child until he is seven and I will send you the bill.”
– Aristotle, 346 BC.
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“Got my first real G-string, bought it at the five and dime…”
– Summer of ’69, Bryan Adams, 1984.
Fortunately, Bryan had a change of heart at the last minute, giving us this gravel throated classic…
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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…
“Bloody hell it’s hot around here, they’re not gonna need long sleeves all the time, so how about:
…a well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to bare arms…?”
– Anonymous, Washington, 1791.
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“We don’t knead know edjucayshun…”
Another Brick in the Wall pt. 2, Pink Floyd, 1979
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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…
“How many roads must a man walk down, before you’ll call him a cab?”
– Blowin’ In The Wind, Bob Dylan, 1963.
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