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One liner Wednesday…

1linerwedsbadgewes.jpgWhilst I wait for a flash of inspiration to provide me with a new format for my weekly one liners, today I’m going to go with a direct quote, followed by a slightly altered advertising slogan to go with it (apologies if the second part makes no sense to non-British readers);

“Wait a minute, so if I take hairspray and I spray it in my apartment, which is all sealed, you’re telling me that affects the ozone layer?” “Yes.” I say, “No way, folks. No way!”

– Donald “the science guy” Trump, West Virginia, 05/05/16.

 

“The future is dim, the future is orange.”

 

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One liner Wednesday: For Rhonda…

In a break from tradition, for today’s one liner I’m actually using a genuine quote, just as it comes, with no gags or alterations. I’m dedicating it to Rhonda, who did me the great honour of marrying me, one year ago today.

“If I get married, I want to be very married.”

– Audrey Hepburn.

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts (punctuation is important)…

“A penis, certainly an excellent instrument to fix a man’s attention and to inflame his ambition.”

John Adams, 1735 – 1826.

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the spring of hope, it was nearly teatime.”

– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities 
(1859)

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One liner Wednesday: First drafts…

“Frankly my dear, I couldn’t give a fu…”

“CUT!”

– Gone with the wind.

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