Whilst I wait for a flash of inspiration to provide me with a new format for my weekly one liners, today I’m going to go with a direct quote, followed by a slightly altered advertising slogan to go with it (apologies if the second part makes no sense to non-British readers);
“Wait a minute, so if I take hairspray and I spray it in my apartment, which is all sealed, you’re telling me that affects the ozone layer?” “Yes.” I say, “No way, folks. No way!”
– Donald “the science guy” Trump, West Virginia, 05/05/16.
“The future is dim, the future is orange.”
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L. P.
May 11, 2016 at 12:16
Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. Nice post Dale.
Your pal, Leland.
dalecooper57
May 11, 2016 at 12:29
One chance out between two worlds, Fire, walk with me. Cheers Leland, see you back at the Lodge.
LindaGHill
May 11, 2016 at 12:49
He’s all science. 🙄
President Trump’s America, polluting the world one hairpiece at a time.
John W. Howell
May 11, 2016 at 18:53
You are right, Dale. Made no sense.
dalecooper57
May 11, 2016 at 20:24
A mobile phone company called Orange; “The future’s bright, the future’s Orange.”
John W. Howell
May 11, 2016 at 23:33
So the phone company underwrites the future. Is there a warrantee with that?
dalecooper57
May 12, 2016 at 07:43
Hahaha, if there is, we should sue them.
John W. Howell
May 12, 2016 at 12:58
For big bucks.
JerseyLil
May 13, 2016 at 08:39
LOL good one!